This is what I'm talking about:
Baby equipment lines the walls of the living room
It doesn't just line the walls- it wraps itself completely around the room
The kitchen cabinets have now been peppered with baby items
Strange new things are finding their way into our dishwasher, counter tops and drawers
Naked people now bathe on my kitchen island (clarification- only ONE person bathes in the kitchen and that is Gavin. All other members of the Cox household bathe and/or shower in standard, non-kitchen pre-designated areas)
The other thing that this blindfolded stranger standing in my living room would probably realize is that we are extremely messy people. The baby had little to do with that- that's been a fact since the beginning of time; or at least since Matthew married me. Since this stranger has nothing better to do with their time than wonder around blindfolded in people's living rooms, he might as well clean my house while he's at it.
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